Donnerstag, 3. Juni 2010

Family outing in mini skirt in Derb Ghalef

Four days school holidays (still don't know why) and we were stuck in Casa due to a heavy machinery fair, Manni had to attend to and a speech, Manni had to write for his visit to Vienna. We took the kids to the fair, as it was only 30°C in the shade and quite agreeable to be in the open sun.

Alina and Jacob enjoyed the trucks and diggers - they klimbed every single one and Jacob even managed to turn one on (how easy - just push a red button twice!!!!!). Elias wase bored to death and only came with us, because Manni blackmailed him by  going to Derb Ghalef afterwards.

For a change, I was wearing plateau shoes and a mini skirt - how inappropriate in 99 % in all cases in casa - and dressed like that, we went to Derb Ghalef.

Alina and Jacob were in urgent need of a toilet, so, I predented to be interested in a dining table at Laylit (a shop) and used their privy. For minutes later in the middle of the market, Alina and Jacob needed a toilet again!!! In the middle of it, I lost Elias and Manni, who were underwear shopping and was left alone with two little kids and a little skirt to match my dramatic situation...

I stampered around and asked people, if there is a lavatory in the middle of the market - and yes!! Indeed there is!! 6 years and I did not know of such an amazing place! I got silly looks and dirty words on the way there, although, I looked everything but sexy, dragging two kids behind me in need of a toilet and a very determined expression on my face.

And yessss, what a toilet!! Plateau shoes can come in handy in such a place. 5 cm of excrements and only men, washing their feed, looking up at me in astonishment. Wrongly, I even went into the mens toilet and was sent out right away...

The womens toilet was locked for savety reasons... so nobody can enter and see that shit whole!! Haleluja!! Hold your breath, close your eyes and try not to pee yourself...

I paid the man 3 Dirham for being still alive after that experience and was happily looking for my two big boys. Lots of shop owners wanted to know, what I was looking for, hoping, it is just the item they sell. "My husband!!!" was my answer, getting more and more irritated until I spotted Manni and Elias in one of the many little alleys. Of course, Manni blamed me, for loosing him. He had fun shopping his underware and I had fun spending 3 Dirhams on the most outstanding lavatory.

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